Damn You Gravity!!!
So I'm at the grocery store last night picking up a 12 pack of beer and as I'm walking out and all of the sudden the 12 pack got much lighter.
Seems someone didn't use enough glue on the bottom and 3 bottles slipped out. Two of them shattered on the floor and beer went everywhere.
At least the store was cool about it, they just told me to go grab another 12-pack and they'd clean it up.
I'm just glad I didn't get pulled over on the way home. It would have been real funny trying to explain to the cop why I smelled like a brewery.